when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
Congratulations to Marc Andre Fleury and Sidney Crosby for being the co-winners of the A.T. Caggiano Memorial Booster Club Cup. Awarded in memory of the longtime Penguins dressing room attendant Anthony AT Caggiano. Booster Club members vote for the three stars after every home game and the player with the most votes is selected.
pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them