there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room
whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
So I got this banner on the top of my app tonight…. I clicked on it and it doesn’t show any flagged posts!! So is it just warning me or do I have flagged posts?!?! Also the “no posts…yet” is SUPER ominous and almost threatening. @staff what does this mean!?!?
